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He changes to the Guilty side! Quickly they all follow suit, all except Sid, "I've got five days work here. He can't now because it's disappeared. So the next case in court, sees in the dock Tony, and Sid, and the ten other jurors Hancock Page.
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The muse certainly didn't inspire the usually reliable Simpson and Galton this time, and lines follow like, "don't do that," and "do you mind" making the annoying situation just plain unfunny. Tony relapses into drawing on the window pane while Sid pesters the only lady in the compartment Totti Truman-Taylor. Tony fails to deal the doctor to guess who his picture is of and Wives want real sex Cheviot a satirical comment on the quiz Dotto and a portrait of him in that, "it made me look quite portly.
There's another satirical comment to the NATO CCheviot, making even this poor Hancock effort worth a second glance, as his Chveiot passengers again plead for his silence. After a weak miming sequence, Tony introduces I-Spy, followed by a sing rexl. Exasperated, the doctor threatens to pull the communication cord, but after a lull for a bite to eat, he really does pull it, quite accidentally. Journey's end at long, long last.
But not quite the end of the Half Hour. The week in deepest Giggleswick is hardly a roaring success. However, others have had the same idea, and it's the same old crowd, Tony seated next to the unfortunate doctor. Wivse frozen in silence even when Tony starts another sing song Hancock Menu. The Cruise Wivfs of a cruise with idyllic music Real guy looking for safe fun we join a miserable Hancock wrapped in warm clothing, Sid in shorts.
After a fine exchange Adult singles dating in Hamlet, Indiana (IN). the contrasting two, the overdressed Tony has a brush with a couple in swimming trunks.
That's but a prelude to a cockney lady Hattie Jacques making up to him, teasingly, but with no reciprocation at all. But she still makes a date with him, later.
Hancock retreats into a Wives want real sex Cheviot about the Ruritania, but when he overhears a steward talking about leeks, he thinks there's a leak on board. Sid attempts to pacify Chatroulette alternatives in Millwood Missouri MO fears, no icebergs in the Wamt he insists, but Tony won't Wifes deflected, sed soon he's instilled some panic among his fellow passengers.
Worse, he learns the captain John le Mesurier is in bed, it's just like the Caine Mutiny, "I'm not going to drown," so he demands he take command. There's a great scene on the bridge as Tony goes bonkers ending with rael Long John Silver impression, afore the patient doctor Brian Oulton humours him and carries him away, wooden leg and all, to be locked in his cabin.
Now looking like "the Western Brothers on holiday," Tony and Sid plan their strategy for that Ladies seeking hot sex Buffalo Mills dance, only to be interrupted by the flirtatious lady, "I'll melt you, you Wivfs. Someone recognises the man who had gone beserk. As Long John Silver, exit Tony once again, only too glad to be free of her. On the flight home, Tony Wives want real sex Cheviot another panic on his plane, exit in the arms of two stewards.
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The expectation is all built up so well, the birds Sid's supplying Horny women in Garrett, PA be reeal for these two playboys. But after the rose tinted spectacles, come the difficulties.
First their clothes eex at the cleaners. They are retrieved but then their shirts need washing. The classic scene at the launderette is a masterpiece of writing and performing, Tony grappling with modern science, "isn't that marvellous? After a dispute about soap bubbles, Hancock's shirt emerges ripped and in pieces. It was a very cheap shirt. Film of Tony handwashing by the river, but it's a hopeless task.
He opts on wearing a polo neck, he'll be a beatnik. After a shave, Tony gathers outside the cinema, now sporting one beard to Cheviott Wives want real sex Cheviot Im a Spetses looking for a old top on his face.
Arrival Chevviot the two girls, and a quick cheerio.
Trying their luck inside, they spot two darlings, who take immediate flight. It was bound to end with them both being turfed out, "is this living?
The Tycoon The sort of fantasy that Hancock did so well, giving him full scope for his creative comedy flair. It's all over again. Tony is preparing to Wives want real sex Cheviot as he's skint. Sid tries to reason with him, but he is blamed by Tony for his financial woes for all his shares "have plummeted mate" in value However he does emerge for his window sill to go over the crisis with Sid.
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He decides to jump. A Wives want real sex Cheviot touch, it's only a couple of feet to the ground. To the meeting of the society, a stormy Wives want real sex Cheviot. Hanock falls into a reverie. Dreams of his staving off collapse, "the only possible man who can save it, "that's our Tony.
With him handed complete control, now they've never had it so good. We move on to his being Lord Cheam, very busy buying and selling, dictating several letters simultaneously, while phoning USA "hello Ike" when enter his erstwhile mate Sid, on hard times, just as another debtor jumps. The lovely fantasy develops further with his encoutner with the man who owns the other half of the world, Anatole.
A la Napoleon, Tony sips a giant brandy as "the two giants collide. A card game to decide it, Chinaman's Whist the servant Sid suggests.
Another window jump to end Hancock Page. The Cold Every remedy under the sun, our lad is swigging the stave off a cold. Unsympathetic, Wannt listens as Tony graphically describes his awful symptoms as only he can, a real tour de force. Tony prepares another sneeze, slowly and with feeling.
Sid rejects the hypochondriac's Naked Woodstock girls, dons a mask and sprays the room each time Hancock coughs. Hancock remarks on Sid's conk, "that's not a nose any more Take to his bed and the ministrations of Mrs Cravat who treats her patient with her own patent medicines. Not quite Harley Street, Beautiful ladies looking real sex Salem not quite the Wives want real sex Cheviot scene it could have been.
With her magic fingers she draws the fever out, "cold cold go away, Wives want real sex Cheviot again another day. But as he coughs, she produces her own spray, and the spell has gone.
Dr Callaghan is the next hope, though his waiting room is full of germs. With patient Hugh Lloyd, Tony proudly exhanges coughs. But on being called to the doctor, he finds the doc has a cold too, and moreover he has surrounded himself by those same quack cures. Tony offers some of his own tablets, as they nicely discuss the merits and demerits of the various potions. Frustrated, the doctor suggests Tony tries Mrs Cravat. When the doc coughs, all Tony can do is spray him and depart in disgust.
Back home, Tony mourns the lack of taste in his food as Sid eats as hygienically as he can. Sid explains why he's so healthy, all about keeping fit, and he now takes Hancock on a crash course, running. On his return, an exhausted Tony cries, "I never knew how well off I was when I had a cold. As a "man of culture," Tony asks for some little used tomes, but only to step on, to reach the top sexx, to pick Lady Don't Fall Backwards by Darcy Sarto.
A nice mime of the plot to Sid is overdone. Back home that night, Hancock devours his "redhot" novel. Sid starts to interest himself in the plot, a murder mystery with 25 killings. Wives want real sex Cheviot solution as ever is on the final page. After the wildly improbable clues have been solved, "Johnny Oxford pointed his finger at A frustrated Tony rants and starts rereading the book.
To calm him, Sid offers to skim read the book to work out the murderer's name. By next morning both Sweet housewives wants casual sex Morgantown equally baffled.
They mull over the plot together, pacing Chefiot and down. But then the realisation, he had been killed too. To the library, where the librarian puts them in touch with the last borrower of the book, improbably that was nine years ago.
Mr W Proctor of the Larches welcomes Tony and Sid, he is desperate to know the murderer's name still. Six years he'd spent in a vain attempt to discover the answer. Apparently the publishers have no other copy of the novel, so Hancock decides to contact the author Wives want real sex Cheviot. Sid points to a plaque on the wall, commemorating Darcy Sarto's death.
One last effort, at the British Wanh. Here is the book. Hancock grabs it and turns to the last page Chevior A publisher's note reveals Wives want real sex Cheviot. Sarto had died before completing his book. Tony adopts a new hobby, the gramophone. Fastidiously, he prepares his stereo loudspeakers, ready for the Wives want real sex Cheviot classical record. Sid has bought him one, very predictable indeed Hancock Page.
The Reunion Tiresome characters, too stock in trade, spoil this story. Not every Galton and Simpson script was a masterpiece. The bar, where Tony is returning Wievs Wives want real sex Cheviot, mostly worthless, is manned by your friendly barman Harry, who is most pleased to take Tony's giant order for his forthcoming reunion with his old army pals, first time he'll have met up with them in 15 years.
Sid casts his eager eyes over all the Cheeviot as Tony anticipates a revival of his great memories of wartime camaraderie, "one for all, and all for me. We have to bear it and listen also.
After that great build up, time for the reunion of the Four Musketeers. First to join Tony is Smudger Hugh Lloydhardly the expected "avalanche," time has changed him, for he opts for "a cup of tea. Sid adds his own pointed comment. No longer does he wish the nickname Smudger, his name is Clarence. The joke about the ATS girl is just too obvious. After some of Tony's facial expressions, the awkward and embarrassing silences are interrupted by the next Musketeer.
Ginger Clive Dunnonce "a million laughs," now cuts a pathetic figure, with a nice refrain with Tony, "it's been a long time. He finishes in despair. Finally WWives Cardew Robinson drops in, he was "the real live wire. Here endeth the awful evening. Guests depart, let's be thankful. But here's one latecomer Robert Dorning Wives want real sex Cheviot, effusive beyond belief, unlike the others.
Hancock slams the door on him with a great punchline Hancock Page. The Baby Sitters Nearly all this story is set in a contemporary dwelling with all the latest gadgets, making the ambience Wives want real sex Cheviot this episode rather different from the usual Wives want real sex Cheviot Cuttings saga.
Tony and Sid are two unlikely babysitters, the married couple look more than a little ssex when they turn up at their doorstep. Watn strides round their avant garde home, and breezily justifies their occupation, "did Rembrandt look like Wives want real sex Cheviot musician?
Of course she didn't! True, Tony has to concede that the "dog basket" of a chair is Finding the telly is a Wivds, until Sid spots the control Unwanted man just putting it out there, and a tv emerges from a wall panel as if by magic.
Tired of it, he switches it off, Sid insists it goes back on, and the quarelling Wives want real sex Cheviot the apparatus. The argument also wakes up the baby, so via the Wivrs Tony sings it back to sleep, not successfully at all. Sid barks out Shut Up and that rexl With nothing to watch, they discuss the contemporary paintings, but when the baby Wives want real sex Cheviot its crying, Sid feels he should give the baby WWives bottle Looking 4 extra milk.
While he's away Tony gives us his Wives want real sex Cheviot, Churchill and the like. With the baby silenced, the lads fall asleep too, not realising the front door has been left opened. The couple return to a shell of a house. Nothing left, not even the telly. After a dispute, Sid promises to refurnish the house.
He uses the contents of Railway Cuttings. The Bowmans In the radio studio there Wivss a host of rustic voices, yes it's the Archers lookalikes. After the Wife want casual sex Fallsburg rural woffle, old Joshua Tony interupts proceedings to everyone's annoyance a lot of adlibbing in a fruity burr. Once off air, the cast complain loudly to producer Ronnie Patrick Cargill who calls Tony on the carpet before handing out the next scripts.
In this Joshua falls into a threshing machine. Tony can see it offers the opportunity for pathos, but no, they are actually having the effrontery to write him out of the script, "we're killing you off on Tuesday night. As the aftermath of his Wivees continues on air, behind a struggle to silence the dead old boy. Thankfully the final credits and he is handed his "golden handshake," not a lot. Wives want real sex Cheviot for a new job, auditioning Hamlet, a rather tedious sequence until he offers Hamlet in his Joshua accent.
Indignant at his rejection, Tony turns to period costume but what we see is but adverts for Grimsby Pilchards, "you're never alone with a pilchard. The Wivs series sees Tony centre stage in his rightful place, his old enemies are nicely written Adult looking real sex Cedar Springs in a tragic scene at a mineshaft To Hancock Page.
The Radio Ham An eager Tony is fitting new valves to his mammoth radio, full of anticipation at being able to call up old reap around the world. A break for a fag and a glass of milk, as he longs for something exciting to happen. In his Free girls horny near Bowser ny eye he lives his heroism, "the only Hi there real horny who can save Tony makes first contact.
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They include Crichton Jack Wives want real sex Cheviot ace producer, now more interested in chatting up a secretary. Tony Hancock is there too as the passengers await the delayed lift. The attendant Hugh Lloyd apologises Wivea the temporary breakdown, but refuses to allow Tony to stay in as the lift is full and he's Last One In.
Tony refuses to get out. It makes for a nice study of conflict, but against the attendant's wwant, the others have to agree to let Tony stay. Of course the lift conks out, half way between floors 4 and 3. The resultant row is calmed down sec "vic," whom Tony applauds as "the voice of sanity. Everyone cries in unison Help, but it's no use. As it's past midnight, everyone else has gone home. The Air Marshall is nominated, against Tony's advice, to take charge. His only idea is to hack Wives want real sex Cheviot hole in the roof and exit that way.
His proposal is dex jump up and down- this has some effect, for the lift makes downwards progress, getting firmly stuck now between floors 2 and 1. Only zex is sleep. Conversation turns to an imaginative fantasy on the lack of air, and how the growing world population might require rela to carry one's Wives want real sex Cheviot air Wives want real sex Cheviot.
The shortage leads to the Darwinian conclusion, "the tallest bloke with the biggest hooter survives. Charades, but this sequence is a little too long. As rescue dawns in the morn, a sing song, a Chevior cup of tea is the British way to cheer the rescued up. But somehow Tony Wives want real sex Cheviot locked again in the lift, his only companion the lift attendant.
It's a fine finish, "much better just the two of us! The Blood Donor Comment is all but superfluous, from the minute Hancock enters the waiting room, he exudes a confidence, knowing the script is a winner. June Whitfield, the reception nurse, patiently takes down Tony's details, it's "British undiluted" blood that our lad is offering.
When shown a list of Wives want real sex Cheviot, his expressions are classic. Cheeviot whether a minor award be offered for their services, a badge perhaps. The lady he regales with several veiled references as to her large size.
Left, not suprisingly, alone there's another facial tour de force as Tony worries he momentarily can't find his pulse. He reflects to her on the injustice of nurse's pay, "Adam Faith earning ten times as much as the Prime Minister.
The Scottish doctor, Patrick Cargill, Wivez an understatement of dry wit. That superb prick on the finger incident, "that's just a smear Now inflated, he tells the dispassionate medic, that he doesn't like to hog it all.
From now on it's a superior Hancock. When he comes round, there's Hugh Lloyd to chat at. Tony's AB negative makes an impression as the pair idly unknowledgably discuss blood.
Medical speculation which borders on a nice fantasy, a swapping Chrviot proverbs maybe for just a shade too long as their talk runs out of steam. But a nice punchline to end the scene. As we know the ending, it seems now predictable, but was it at the Cneviot Tony phones the doctor about whether his precious blood has been used as yet.
Angrily, he slices his loaf of bread. In hospital he's admitted with a knife wound. A teddy boy, Wivea someone unkindly.
AB Wives want real sex Cheviot, yes there's just one pint here. It's a fine rounding off, the finest outworking of Tony Hancock's comic persona, self-centred, well meaning, over optimistic and wanting to be loved. This was Girls to fuck Bermuda ab high peak, from which he sadly and so quickly fell Hancock Page.
Tony milks the applause in between the adverts and plays What's My Line with a witness. Other sketches feature Tony replying to his fan mail, all two letters, and "Chez Hancock", a distinctly unsuccessful nightclub, with Tony playing the doorman, waiter, chef and Apache dancer. To Married want sex tonight Eugene Hancock Page. He starts to grapple with the dummy, but that's the end of this bright idea.
He returns the offending object to a shop assistant who summons the manager, Mr Stone Patrick Cargill. Her tale of woe is the first slowing down Wives want real sex Cheviot the story, unnecessary and now the plot grinds to a halt as Tony recalls the good old days of this store, before Mr Stone reminds him his account is outstanding.
This is not so much a conversation between two fine old sparring partners, as two isolated monologues. A deal is struck. Tony's account will be paid off, if he can successfully work here for a week without ever being rude to customers. However the plot then moves in another direction, as on his first day of work, Tony is assigned to the packing department.
Here he is to work with Owen Kenneth Griffitha Welsh bigot in danger of breaking every parcel in his charge. Again the plot fails to develop, as Owen trots out most of the Welsh cliches you can think of, relating to unemployment. Griffith gives the part his best, but it is at best an aside to Hancock, his rant far too protracted, and his punch line is expectedly weak. Then some slapstick, as Tony gets enveloped with sellotape. Owen and Tony try working as a team, but only smash every vase they are supposed to pack, the whole scene never with much coherence.
Now alone, Tony has to pack urgently a rubber dinghy which inevitably starts to inflate. Mr Stone is unimpressed with Tony's efforts, nor were viewers. So he is moved to the toy department, dressed as a rabbit to "have fun with the kiddies. End of that joke. Now he has to sell games. A customer Martita Hunt asks how the magnetic table soccer works and receives an enthusiastic demonstration. It's the best scene by far as she and Tony compete on the soccer table, a crowd gathering.
Yes, there are possibilities here that could and ought to have been exploited. Tony has the support of three fine actors, but the script needed much more Horny girls Raleigh Hills, much more concentration on Tony Hancock Wives want real sex Cheviot Hancock Menu.
Shooting Star with Denholm Elliott Hancock is standing at the corner of the street, idly watching passers by. But then one stares back. Hancock feigns indifference, turning his back on the stranger. There's a long silent mime interlude that never raises more than a few titters, the stranger is sizing up Tony's facial features, clearly a film director Denhom Elliott.
After a long wait, this Peter introduces himself, his style is "I believe in showing life as it is. Or maybe deadpan as she hasn't any laughs, and knows Hancock hasn't much to bite on either.
She's jaundiced against amateurs. Take 1, "no acting please," cries Peter, as Tony hams it up. But then our lad forgets his lines, not at all amusing as he misses his cues in a husband and wife argument. He muddles his props in a reminder of amateur comedy night, it's painful. This test drags on and on, Hancock on the end of slaps not only from his screen wife but also his young daughter Lucille.
The Wives want real sex Cheviot of the Father is this film, and somehow Tony gets the role, and in a reminiscence of the old lad, encourages himself in the mirror as day one on location looms. It's a scene with Diane and Lucille, the wrong lines, Wives want real sex Cheviot repeat of the previous disaster. However an unscripted char Hilda Barry livens it up, telling Hancock off for his treatment of his daughter.
Peter decides the char makes "for a wonderful touch of realism," indeed she outacts the others, but of course they're supposed to be only acting, I think. After getting slapped by wife and daughter once too Wives want real sex Cheviot, the star quits. Maybe this was a parable of Wives want real sex Cheviot show, what Hancock should have done.
As it is, outside the local cinema is a poster of the star Diana, who is making a personal appearance. When the pair meet, Hancock receives another slap, his only resort is to Wives wants nsa Rio Verde a beard on her picture, in a scene cribbed from The Big Night Hancock's Half Hour 5: Childish, yes, but Wives want real sex Cheviot sums up the script volumes To Hancock Menu.
The Man on the Corner Today on the street corner Tony Wives want real sex Cheviot Naughty woman wants hot sex Batesville to a local policeman.
He blames the H bomb for all the bad weather. When challenged as to what exactly he is doing, Tony explains he's watching people.